The Urban Socialite: Archive

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(203): My right boob is officially about a handful...

Story of my life!

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My NYE dress is so tiiiiiiight

I tried to bend over and shake my ass and couldn’t.

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Why thank you sir.

]]>ialreadydiedtrying replied to your photo: Trying on my dress… That’s pretty fly ma’am.

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“What?”

– Lil Jon, 21st Century Philosopher. (via blkmamba)

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KEVIN HART

kushkrazy: REAL NIGGAS ALL DAY JUST ME BY MYSELF ON DA BLOCK HOLDING IT DOWN GUN AT MY WAIST STRAIGHT FACE ALL DAY NOT A GAME IN JAIL BY MYSELF!!! ONE BED NO PILLOW CASE ONE PILLOW DIDN’T NOBODY WRITE ME IT WAS EARLY WOKE UP WENT BACK TO SLEEP TOOK A NAP YOU EVER GO NITE NITE, NIGGA?! YOU EVER GO NITE NITE, NIGGA?! EVERYBODY GO NITE NITE, NIGGA!!!!!

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I think I posted a printscreen of some of it...

luvjennifer said: Whaat did he say!?

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Chris Brown is an idiot.

Really? So we’re just gonna make jokes about being raped now? People like Chris Brown are the reason male rape victims don’t report the crime and think it’s their fault it happened. Doesn’t matter if it’s a male or female victim, rape is still rape and the shit isn’t funny. Like I said on Twitter, “People need to learn when to stfu and keep it moving....

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